Hump Day...almost

I don't know how it works at everyone else's jobs but I know from my own experience, and Lisa agrees, that everytime Wednesday rolls around we search for some form of inspiration to get us to the weekend, some motivation to keep us going without having to turn to the bottle of Sour Apple Pucker stashed in the desk drawer! After careful consideration and many proposals we've come up with a new way to stimulate ourselves, (our brains, you pervs!!), and we've found that the best source of motivation comes shirtless, oiled up, and fully loaded...with muscles that is!

So without further ado, I'd like to introduce another one of the weekly posts we'll be providing entitled, "Hottie of the week" which we'll appropriately post every Hump Day! Now don't let the name fool you, we intend to seriously critique and rate the best Hollywood, sports, TV, print media, and politics has to offer, and as sexy as Dick Cheney is with a shotgun and a orange hunting cap we'll try to select hotties of both sexes who appeal to a broader crowd!

To start us off on a very very high note, we've chosen none other then Van Wilder himself, Mr. Ryan Reynolds! Scarlett Johansen is one lucky lady, she just married the hottie last weekend in a small outdoor ceremony on Vancouver Island...oh the wildlife and nature I would endure to get my hands on Ryan!! So here's how the rating system will work, every category is rated on a 1-10 scale where 10 is SMOKING HOT!!.

1. Physical Fitness: 10 --Head for the hills ladies because those guns are blazing!!!

2. Body of work: 6---While he grossed us out and at the same time had us slumped over in laughter in National Lampoon's: Van Wilder, his work in Blade: Trinity was barely watchable, (the fact that they even made a third Blade movie blows my mind!), except for the shirtless scenes of course! I haven't seen Definitely, Maybe but I can imagine he's extremely charming similar to his character in Just Friends!

3. Mental Stimulation: 9 --- He's funny, witty, a talented writer and cares about the environment, now if we only knew whether or not he could cook and give a good foot massage we'd give him a 10!

Overall Hotness Factor: 25...definitely steaming us up!!!

FYI, we'd love to hear your nominations for the Hottie's every week so feel free to comment or email us with them, and remember guys are girls are both welcome on our hottie list!