The Lamest Blog in the World

Think I am talking about our dear Dyingtobedivas?? Wrong!! I just stumbled upon a list of The Lamest Blogs in the World on MSN's homepage. Since I'm now a serious blogger, I thought I should check it out and see if our amazingly awesome blog was listed. And I was extremely disappointed to see that it was left out! When will we win an award?! We've been blogging for at least 3 months now and I'm getting impatient. If we keep this up though I'm sure by this time next year our site will be featured as one of the lamest blogs in the world! Until then, here is a breakdown of a few of my faves from the list. Maybe you've stumbled upon them once or twice, maybe not. Either way, it's kinda hilarious.

Lamest Actual Celebrity Blog Award: Kim Kardashian
- Nearly every sentence on this site ends with an exclamation point or twelve!!!!! And it's all because her life is just so incredibly awesome. She blogs about her outfits, her parties, and her insanely large butt. It's too much excitement for one to handle.

Lamest Use of Grammar in a Blog Award: Rosie.com aka Rosie O'Donnell
- I have never visited this blog myself, but I have read her beautiful haiku writing style many times on Perez Hilton. Rosie doesn't just blog on her blog, she creates poetry about hating Barbara Walters, her failed TV shows, and why she's just so angry all the time. The subject matter alone is enough to merit a Lame Award, but her unforgivable use of grammar and her haiku format for butchering the English language is just beyond acceptable. I'm not sure where this woman's talent lies, but it's certainly not on TV, in movies, or in verse.

Lamest Intentionally Lame Blog Award: the dullest blog in the world
- This website is seriously genius. I've only read a smidgen of it from the MSNBC page, but I'm a fan. It hasn't been updated since 2006, but during it's lifetime it had serious satirical potential. The author blogs about the meaningless, mundane details of his everyday life. Exhibit A:
"Some pencils were scattered around on my desk," one entry says. "I picked them up one by one. I placed the pencils in the drawer which I use to store pencils."
"There was a cupboard in the corner of the room," reads another. "I reached out my hand and gripped the door handle. I pulled the door towards me, thereby opening the cupboard."
Loves it!!!!!!!!! (take that Kim K.)

Lamest Fictional Premise Blog Award: The Adventures of Pat O'Neil
- Upon first glance at the homepage, it looks like another boring historical bio webpage about some random explorer or Founding Father. But no. It is so much more. I can't really describe it better than they did so here's its premise:
If you're looking for a fictional account about a fella named Pat and his adventures fighting meth ninjas with a pack of genetically modified squirrel monkeys -- yes, you read that correctly -- look no farther.
Dave this one is for you. Enjoy.

And finally the award for Lamest Exclusion in a Blog Award: The Ted Stevens Blog - Apparently, Stevens' homepage was the only media outlet that wasn't talking about his felony conviction. During his failed campaign it proclaimed "huge crowds" were showing up at his fundraisers and he received a "hero's welcome" everywhere he went in Alaska. I understand politics is all about trickery, but this is a bit much. And obviously the voters agreed...but barely.

So there you have it! A few of the Lamest Blogs in the World. Leigh and I can only hope to live up to these fine examples in some small way. As always, being lame is still being something.